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April
2002
Everybody has one of them. A
friend, relative or in-law that you just don't mention. Heck,
we've even had them show up here at copcar. You know, the type of
guy you won't own up to knowing even after days of Chinese water
torture. Okay, for those that won't admit it, we
are bringing you Bill.
copcar dot com
presents: "Bill's Highway Cruiser"
| Bill's got himself a
Highway Cruiser. Big old "police package" Ford
LTD. No doubt a 429cj in that puppy, ready to jump into
action and chase down the most ruthless speeders. Bill
spends his days hiding just off the main street of small town
America. As he waits patiently in his unmarked highway
cruiser for the next speeder to slide by, he stays in constant
contact with patrols in outer space. |
| Sometimes, Bill gets
a little crazy with the duct tape and glue. It's pleasing
to him to strap another duct tape-wrapped antenna to a spare
fender. This cruiser is equipped with 4 mirrors on each
side, just to make it easier to spot them speeders. |
| Bill's traffic cruiser has got
one of them OH-ficial push bars, just like the real cops. |
| Bill believes in
giving the violator every chance to slow down. Once he ran
out of "Bob Utter" Paint shop emblems, he began to
cover every square inch of the Interceptor with reflectors. |
| Under Bill's watchful
eye, Main Street America remains safe from the traffic violator |
| This undercover
cruiser has it all. Bumper mounted red lights, covered in
yellow spray painted duct tape for ulitmate concealment.
Convex mirrors on the push bars assure the violator being able
to see the look on their own face. But Bill gets a little
crazy with the spray paint. He likes to change up the car
at a moments notice with a can of Rustoleum. Moon pie
hubcaps and sprayed on whitewalls add a touch of class to Bill's
ride. |
| You can almost
picture Bill on his off duty time, holding a reflector in one
hand and a spray can in the other. Just holding himself
back and deciding on his next addition to the Highway Cruiser. |
| With a smile for the
camera, Bill explains his long dream of being a trooper. A
Connecticut State Trooper, no doubt. But for now, he'll
have to be content with his chrome-trimmed, taxi-cab yellow Ford
Interceptor Highway Cruiser, sittin' alongside the road waitin'
on a violator. |
Happy April Fools Day!! |
