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April
2004
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decided to treat The Committee in an attempt to get them once
again excited about their task of finding the copcar of the
Month. What better way than to take them to Vegas, we
thought. Sure, it's not Hayes, Kansas and there's no
Trough-N-Brew but there are big ole buffets and lots of chicks.
So we gave them each $25 and told
them to knock themselves out. Well, it wasn't long before
they were all drunk as skunks and making fools of themselves.
Lets just say the Bellagio Security was not impressed when one
of them decided to hold an Elton John Karaoke session, singing
Benny And The Jets on a Craps table. And crashing the
Zumanity performance at New York New York was probably not best
to do in the nude.
But the most embarrassing event
for copcar dot com was when one Committee member decided he was
thirsty for a Coconut Pina Colada and started climbing Palm
trees in the middle of the strip. That in and of itself
wasn't the worst thing but... You know it's a bad day when
the cops who come to arrest you are accompanied by a COPS camera
crew. |
copcar dot com
presents: COPS - Caught
in the Act
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At first, we
thought, okay, we'll just bond him out. No problem, keep
it quiet, you know, just another "Committee Incident".
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And then the
camera came out. Why, oh why did we send these guys to
Vegas? At least what happens in Hayes, stays in
Hayes.
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COPS? No,
this can't be happening to us. We could hear him trying to
talk his way out of this: "I'm on the Committee"
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Thank God he was
wearing a West Coast Choppers T.. and not one of ours.
We disavow all knowledge of this individual.
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And then the
paddy wagon arrived.
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That's it, ham
it up for the camera. Sheesh, man, don't resist.
Did I hear him say copcar?
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Not even the
bribe "I'll put you in the copcar of the Month"
worked. We decided not to post his bond. We have
an opening on The Committee. Apply within.
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As for the COPS
TV crew, it was back to filming the high rollers of Vegas. We
are hoping they won't air that little "episode".
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And on the
strip, it doesn't take long for COPS to find action.
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Wait a
minute. Who... wait... who is that
guy? Oh no. Make that two Committee positions open.
I don't think they bought that little "Oh yeah, I've
known him for years, he was just giving me a ride to my
friend's" routine.
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